Sit down, this is quite the list. And not the norm. 

7 Airstream trailers on the roof. All decorated  in different styles from the Karoo to the Gold Rush with animals and wine thrown in for good measure. Queen size bed, wet room with shower and WC. TV, aircon, bar, fridge. The trailers are right by the bar. Right. By. The. Bar. Expect a lively night and a great opportunity to nip out for a nightcap in your pjs.

The hotel has suites, luxury, superior and standard rooms.

2 suites - the Grand Daddy and the Sugar Daddy. Both have king size beds or twins. LCD TVs, lounge, marble bathroom, music system. Grand Daddy is 60sq metres, it can accommodate two children on a pull out sofa in the living room. It has a garden patio. Sugar Daddy is 45sq metres and has a private Juliet balcony overlooking life on Long Street.

Luxury rooms are 30sq metres and good for families.

Superior are 20sq metres as are standards - the latter has a window looking into the inner courtyard.

All rooms offer king size beds or twins except the single rooms which have a single bed and walk in shower.